College Professor stood up on his chair and said "If GOD really exists then knock me off this chair." Nothing happened, as the class was quiet he said, "See!"
An Army Veteran stood up and punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down.
As the Professor came to; he looked at his student and said "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" he said "GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid shit like this -so HE SENT ME"